Monday, November 9, 2009

Dear Sister (who's becoming fatter and fatter every minute),

i'm gonna continue calling you fat 'till December :) aha~ who ask you to write this??!

karma's a bitch ain't it? especially when it comes around and bite you back!

ahhh~ don't you just love karma? :)

it's ok chia kah ying, i will still love you even when you are fat~

can't wait to meet you in December dear fat sister!!!! :D
buy lots and lots of sunscreen for me will you? gonna be prepared for the summer/sunburn!!!! T_T

xoxo,
gossip girl your awesome sister




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on a completely unrelated note,

the girl in my header is my sister who is becoming fatter and fatter now bwahahaaha IN YOUR FACE!!!

&&,

我.

也.

想.

回.

美.

里.

:( 噢喔...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

他.不是.我男朋友!!!

自从在 Facebook post 了下面这张照片 as display picture 后。。。

就常不常被有些人问:“你的男朋友?” / “哇,你有 ang moh 男朋友了啊?” / “吃外国餐?”

。。。。。 。。。拜托!

我几时标明他是我男友了??! 那个人可是鼎鼎有名的大师我才不敢高攀叻!(he is Sam Lanyon Jones from TokyoPlastic!!! talented guy~~)

拜托在 judge 人之前把事情弄清楚好不好?

我明明有在 picture description 那里很.清.楚.的写着:"with Sam Lanyon from TokyoPlastic ♥ (sorry orilia for cropping you out ;p)"

如果你眼睛小看不到 "with Sam Lanyon”, 或看不懂 “TokyoPlastic” 也就算了。。。
但你的眼睛可以再睁大一点看下一句在写什么: “sorry orilia for cropping you out”!!

是的,其实还有 orilia 在旁边但是我多手把她 cropped 掉了。。。啊哈~ ;P

以下是 original 的照片:


:D

所以呢,以后啊,要问东西/judge 人之前,请先把事情弄清楚才来问/judge!

ok? :D

ok!

........ ....=_=

p/s: awesome sharing by Sam Lanyon! :) really love the design and animation from TokyoPlastic!!! ahhhh~ the animation is sooo smooth! and the 3-D! omfg the 3-D!!! they're really A-W-E-S-O-M-E!! really having visual orgasm looking through their stuff during the sharing =Q

awesome stuff from TokyoPlastic:





这个我超爱!!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

做了一整天的.大便

D.I.Y Enzyme blog layout (sample)


header. 第一次 try 酱的 style。
(character 是 sheng yu 做的~)

是的,这个大便花了我
一.整.天
的时间!
(从 12PM 到 1AM wtf 我可以去跳河喂鱼了)

娘的,我做东西的速度还真不是普通的“快”。。。。。。。。。
做东西慢也就算了,但成品为什么会做得像大便啊。。。。。。。

conclusion, 大便人做的东西就是长得像大便。。。?

。。。囧

为什么啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~~~
*捶墙*

我是大便人呜呜呜。。。


还有 N 面 web page 还没做啊啊啊。。。。。。
拜一 presentation 啊啊啊啊~~~~
可以去死了。
真对不起我的 groupmates sheng yu & kellie,
因为我的 graphic 还没出她们不能 try coding T__T

法克!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pervert Photographers?

ever notice those photographers who like to take pics of show models/naked models/half naked models/bikini models are mostly guys/uncles/ah peks? (no offence)

i've always wanted to blog something about this, but i couldn't have said it better than this blogger: Xiaxue.

go read it === HERE === !!!

my favourite post by her thus far wahahaha.

the picture of the (perverted) photographer is epic man....EPIC!!!! ROFL!! what's up with the flying hair?! and wtf is up with the naked fat body??! shit man...this picture makes my day! XDDD

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don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with nude photography, what's wrong is the so-called "photographer" behind it.

nude photography is an art that celebrates the beauty of body curves or to show the inner most emotions hidden deep within. professional photographers are able to capture those moments precisely and convey the message that they want through the artistic nude photos that they took.

but when you cincai take a pic of a model with an obscene pose, now tell me, what's the beauty in it? the sexiness? the slutty-ness? what's the difference between this kind of pic and the X-rated pics that you can find online?

what irks me most is when these people call themselves a "photographer" (wtf) and watermark the slutty pics that they took with their name and call this a photograpy. ie: "Ah Beng Photography '09".

WHAT THE EFF.

DON'T INSULT the other photographers by calling yourself a "photographer" when the only photos that you took are all about girls posing in an obscene way that has no meaning behind it!!

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i shall end this post with a nude photography by zemotion (a.k.a Jing Na), one of my favourite photographer. she's only 21 years old wtf can you believe that?! D:

....i feel so under achieved. orz. *sulk*

Celosia by Zemotion in Deviantart.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

October Babies

07 Oct 09
lock yi's 20th burpday



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17 Oct 09
travin's 21st burpday + pajamas party


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18 Oct 09
tofu's 20th burpday


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happy birthday to all October babies~

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Girl's Love and Lesbian (?)

when it comes to camwhoring, posing like a lesbian couple is a must. wahaha. girl's love woohoo!

looking through the photos in my picture folders, i realised all of the "lesbian photos" that i took were with chong lock yi the Queen of Yong Soi-ness.

=_=

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kissing picture take 1:


FAIL.
i ter-twisted my neck while taking the above picture wtf -_-

kissing picture take 2:


almost succeeded if i relaxed my expression abit hahahaha.

there's one kissing picture of fanny and lock yi and they did a perfect job in kissing each other. hahaha! looks more natural than the above picture :P

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posing-like-a-lesbo picture take 1:


taken during the Petronas Science Museum field trip.
while others were busying absorbing knowledge, we were busying taking camwhore pictures. wtf hahaha


posing-like-a-lesbo picture take 2:


taken at travin's 21st birthday + pajamas partaaay.
travin rented a hotel room in Subang so we got the whole hotel room (plus toilet) for ourselves.
camwhored inside a toilet (toilet's bathtub to be precise) in pajamas was fun ahahaha.

i love this lesbo pic of fanny and lock yi the most:

(taken from fanny's blog)

*points to the hello kitty and laughs*

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just to make things clear, we are not really lesbo lah ok ;) just fooling around eheheh...

Friday, October 23, 2009

Meet My Best Friends: Dark Eye Circles.




噢喔....我的黑眼圈黑到可以和熊猫媲美, 眼袋重到可以用来打人了.......


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....囧




p/s: it's 3.41am now T___T



Sunday, October 18, 2009

I know we're cool.



"We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool"

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ojibala乱写一通

note: 这会是一篇超废,超浪费你宝贵光阴的无聊post (因为本作者本来就是个无聊人)。。。觉得无聊想要浪费时间的人,你们找对post了咯~ 哈~! *打自己*

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最近, 真的不知怎么搞的。。。整个人反差很大。=_=

情绪反差大,听歌口味反差大,喜欢的类型反差大。

。。。 。。

总之,整个人就是怪怪的啦。。。处在不正常状态中。


例子一:
喜欢的类型反差大

昨天喜欢“嫩草”型的,今天就喜欢上“老草”型的。。。。哈!!

有我msn/facebook的人,应该都会看到我的status从前几天的“老牛可以吃嫩草吗?”换去“嫩牛想吃老草”。哈哈哈!!

(后来因为某人说我已经是老牛了干嘛还扮嫩牛,所以我就把“嫩牛吃老草”换去“老牛吃老草”咯。。。切~ =..=)

mmm。。。比较“嫩草”与“老草”过后,还是觉得“老草”比较好啦~ 成熟男人的魅力简直无法挡!小弟弟们,靠边站啦!! 哈! *欠打*

哈,听起来我好像在发hiao。不过偶尔发hiao又何妨?久久发hiao一次对身体有益!(乱说的)



例子二:
听歌口味反差大

昨天一直重复听Marilyn Manson的歌,今天就一直重复听John Mayer的歌。反差超大的咯!

不知道他们歌型的人,我找来了他们的歌来给你们比较:







有没有反差很大?? 哈哈~

关于Marilyn Manson侯~ 虽然他打扮怪异,而且不是正常人能接受的那种怪异,但我就是觉得他散发出独特的魅力,然后就觉得他整个人超"面"(man)的!

至于John Mayer,以前不觉得他特别怎样,但今天就觉得,诶,他也长得还蛮ok的嘛~歌喉很好啊~就整个人很有魅力!也是很“面”!!

两位都是型男啊~ 越老就越有魅力!呵呵呵!

成熟男人的魅力呵~~

。。。。 。。。

哇的发,又发hiao了。 =_=

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发神经时间完毕。

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。。。。很好啊谢家柔,一个小时可以做作业的宝贵时间,你拿来写blog。。。。很好!拍手!=_=

Monday, October 12, 2009

Name Card Design



front & back

my name card design for Digital Portfolio. might change the tagline...dunno yet =/

resume and cover letter still haven't done, so does the "Self-Promo" video + motion project.........

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ugghgghgh. gimme more time pleaseeee Q_Q